>Basically, if you put your head through my door between the start of December and January 6th [ Twelfth Night ] you are going to find yourself admiring the Christmas decorations whether you want to or not
and I will grasp at any excuse that will get a few extra people through the door.
… you have a busload of Senior Cits to entertain? Bring ’em over
… require a venue for this year’s choir break-up party? No worries!
Need to kill 90 minutes or so with two busloadsof disabled adults from David’s thursday social club before pizza-dinner-and-Christmas-Lights-Tour ? *
and someone obviously knows the hostess well:
If you’ll pardon me, I’m off to become better acquainted with the Prince of Wales.
* a note for my Northern Hemisphere friends: because we are only a day or so past the Summer Solstice, it doesn’t get dark enough to see the Christmas lights until after 9pm. Hence the need to kill some extra time before dinner.